batreaux:

you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.

“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows 

(via creme-bruliam)

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

(Source: csection, via insertsinterestingname)

sammjadebradley:

om nom nom

omfg

(Source: weasley-phelps, via funnysammy)

ovaries
*boom*

ovaries

*boom*

(Source: accio-snape, via funnysammy)

emaisprocrastinating:

supermisschievous:

thelonehuman:

writtenwords-and-constellations:

k-o-p-c-a-is-the-name:

candyshroom:

pentagrandma:

drowninginirrelevance:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

itsrainingpineapples:

Every year, thousands of books just like this are ruined by hipsters all over Tumblr. Reblog if you’re part of the 5% who care and want to help stop book abuse.

If you don’t reblog this, you have no heart.

oh god you can actually still read the words under the black marker and the book is Paper Towns by John Green.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY FAVORITE BOOK?

what kind of monstrous hipster would do something like that

I think of this everytime I see posts like these! I was hoping they were using some kind of photoshop tool.. WHY WOULD YOU RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK LIKE THIS?

hipsters are stupid

Ruining a John Green book gains you access to the 9th circle of Hell.



They could’ve just scanned the pages, you know.

Signal boost, if you don’t have a blog that this won’t suit, delete it. OH THE POOR BOOKS! 

dear lawd jesus why

emaisprocrastinating:

supermisschievous:

thelonehuman:

writtenwords-and-constellations:

k-o-p-c-a-is-the-name:

candyshroom:

pentagrandma:

drowninginirrelevance:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

itsrainingpineapples:

Every year, thousands of books just like this are ruined by hipsters all over Tumblr. Reblog if you’re part of the 5% who care and want to help stop book abuse.

If you don’t reblog this, you have no heart.

oh god you can actually still read the words under the black marker and the book is Paper Towns by John Green.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY FAVORITE BOOK?

what kind of monstrous hipster would do something like that

I think of this everytime I see posts like these! I was hoping they were using some kind of photoshop tool.. WHY WOULD YOU RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK LIKE THIS?

hipsters are stupid

Ruining a John Green book gains you access to the 9th circle of Hell.

image

They could’ve just scanned the pages, you know.

Signal boost, if you don’t have a blog that this won’t suit, delete it. OH THE POOR BOOKS! 

dear lawd jesus why

(via padfootscatchingfire)

i need to post more </3